Compiled by Joe Mtrue and Ken Okumu

Her:Hi beb

Me:Hey

Her: I’ve a question, promise utanijibu

Me:Yea, I promise

Her:Anne ni nani kwako?

Me:√√


*After coitus*

Her: So what are we?

Him: Sinners

Her:√√


Guy: Hey 

Girl:√√

Guy: How are you?

Girl:√√

 Guy: Wanna go for lunch? My treat

Girl: Yeah sure! Where? Kempinski?

Guy: √√


Noah: Come into the ark, the flood is coming.

Guys : Noah amechizi 

Flood comes, guys knock on the ark…

Noah:√√


Me: Mambo Mfupa?

ME:*Msupa

HER:√√


Bro:Niaje bro

Me:Poa sana mtoto wetu

Bro:Chuo vipi

Me:Nikupoa hamna neno

Bro:Naskia helb imeshaingia

Me:√√


Me: Niaje buda.

Him: Poa.

Me: Ile deni yangu itakuaje sasa?…

Him:√√


Boy: Hi

Girl:Hello

Boy:I got your number in a Whatsapp group

Girl: √√

Boy:Hey

Girl:√√

 


Forward this text to 10 people or bad things will happen in your life… 

Me:√√


Her: Hey

Me: Hey

Her: Nimeboeka tu nikaona nikugotee

Me:√√

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